This Is Me....

Jul 20

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“I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.” — Uma Thurman  (via ohfairies)

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Jul 19

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

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heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.


Are these drake lyrics

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

(via notanartmuseum)

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

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“Being both soft and strong is a combination very few have mastered.” — Yasmin Mogahed  (via tellmefive)

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