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awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed.

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ohioisloko:

bleedthatmaroonandgold:

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

reblogging for the last commet. HILARIOUS

JUST FOR THE RECORD I SAW THIS BEFORE ON SOME TV SHOW AND THEY WERE DOING IT TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND THIS ACTRESS IS A LEGIT LITTLE GIRL HE JUST FULL ON KICKED THIS KID IN THE STOMACH AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHES DEAD OH FUCK

ohioisloko:

bleedthatmaroonandgold:

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

reblogging for the last commet. HILARIOUS

JUST FOR THE RECORD I SAW THIS BEFORE ON SOME TV SHOW AND THEY WERE DOING IT TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND THIS ACTRESS IS A LEGIT LITTLE GIRL HE JUST FULL ON KICKED THIS KID IN THE STOMACH AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHES DEAD OH FUCK

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superlouis:

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

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sorryforpartybarackin:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’

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2000ish:

12 years later and I’m still waiting for this to be invented.

2000ish:

12 years later and I’m still waiting for this to be invented.

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petalux:

this is so utterly beautiful

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